Maximum Zen

from by The Stan Laurels



Titus's Theme


If you ever need a friend
But you're tired of humans
Of the basic garden variety
Prepare your mind to be blown;
There's a gentleman I know
Point of fact, he's more like a deity

Strap on in and try to hold yourself steady
To be honest, I don't know if you're ready
It's a heavy thing you're about to feel

If you want to know just how it feels
To metaphysically heal
From a glance, like the touch of King Midas
Step into the tiger's den
And feel the maximum Zen
Bask in the glow of the aura of Titus

Modern science still doesn't know if he is man or phantasm
But that special feeling you experienced was a full SoulGasm™
And your chi just lost its sweet cherry

He wears a non-ironic mustache
And he smokes a vape pen so he never needs to ash
He knows all the answers to life's mysteries
'Cause he crashed an ACC course in philosophy
He's a little more Chachi than Fonz
But he sleeps with more women than Wilt Chamberlain


from Maybe, released June 29, 2018


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The creation of earthling Sound Scientist John Lathrop, The Stan Laurels have a big, lush, multi-layered sound rooted in the melodic pop sensibilities of the 60s (think Beatles/Zombies). Both vintage & modern, The Laurels feature power-pop, psychedelic/progressive rock, folk, & classical styles. The music is the scientifically engineered combination of everything and nothing you’ve ever heard. ... more

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